Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get new shoes. I found a pair I really enjoyed...

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By sunshineveryday - 26/04/2016 21:30 - United States - Hudsonville

Today, I went to get new shoes. I found a pair I really enjoyed and went to ask an employee if they had my size in stock. It was going great until the employee came back after 10 minutes of waiting in order to ask me if it mattered what size it was.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:14

You encountered an employee who was stupid. **** your whole life. God that must have just been such a terrible experience.

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AdamTodddBrown 11

Wednesday 27 April 2016 13:14

You encountered an employee who was stupid. **** your whole life. God that must have just been such a terrible experience.

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