Today, I had to sit through an entire movie where every time a new character was introduced, the guy sitting behind me would say, "My name is Jeff." FML
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HappyItalian 38
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
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MissEmma_fml 22
Was the movie Magic Mike?
iT_Cereal 25
My name is Jeff
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OkapiParade 15
I think Jeff is a little confused what to do in a movie theater.
MissEmma_fml 22
Was the movie Magic Mike?
muarif 19
Was there Emma Watson? :3
HappyItalian 38
The movie was Terminator: Genisys. The theatre was completely full so I couldn't switch seats. The guy was with a friend so they both thought it was hilarious and continued to do it even for the after-credits scene when almost everyone was gone. On a side note, I can't believe out of all the FML's I've posted over the years this is the one that got published, haha. Nice thing to wake up to in the morning before a job interview! (Hopefully that's not another FML waiting to happen)
tj4234 36
Wow. Someone with more attempts at publishing an FML than me. Not often I see that. Good luck with your interview. On a side note, is the new Terminator film worth seeing? The trailer looks a bit meh.
HappyItalian 38
#31 Lol well considering I've been on this website since 2009, yeah I've posted quite a lot of FML's. And Terminator was pretty good. Had some hilarious parts but gave me a headache over the whole timeline/time-travel thing. The casting was good in choice of the actors but for the characters I'd say it was okay. It's a good movie to watch in theatres just as well as at home.
vikky538 29
Good luck with job interview
NeatNit 33
#31 I once came across someone with over 300 submissions. He was complaining how some people get approved on their first try while he never was. I can only imagine how bad and made-up his submissions were :P
sarah2144 14
Man, I hope you weren't also the one who posted an FML about having an unsuccessful job interview due to allergies. Hopefully the interview went well!
kewpiesuicide 29
I once submitted an FML that wasn't approved, but someone re-worded it to be a little more cheeky and stole the credit -.- I made sure it was removed. That's the closest I've come to an approved FML
_OF_WG_KTA_ 15
Do you have hay fever, by any chance?
idxntgiveafxck 17
I love youuuuu
Mortoli 30
good luck. lol
iT_Cereal 25
My name is Jeff
missyfiona89 28
Hi Jeff.
ZombieVampirez 24
The kids I nanny for always say "my name is jeff" and then walk away laughing. I hate when people talk in theaters.
teapotrevolt 27
This is no FML. I'm sorry but I adore that line. I would've snickered like a giddy school girl every time. And the dude and I would've high fived! Lol
ali282h 15
Your comment will get deleted. It's in their policy. These people can't take it if you tell them what they published is not an FML. Pathetic!
AbtractAngela 17
Just because you like the line doesn't mean they should repeat it in a movie theater, where the audience is supposed to be silent, and distract others.
illusionay 10
That's pretty annoying fyl
echarlotte 19
That died months ago ffs
darknut79 17
Try years ago
pokemyeyes 23
Nope. Still funny
idxntgiveafxck 17
I beg to differ
rockwrench 18
That would be a good time for a silent but deadly fart.
AbtractAngela 17
But the other people didn't get pissed off? Wow, I would've thought he'd get kicked out of the theater for being disruptive.
Steve97 32
I think I'm missing the reference here >.
igive 29
22 Jumpstreet. Mexican gang scene.
Miss_Lyssa7 1
Probably the best scene in all of 22 Jump Street
Jakk100 20
Implying this is a bad thing? I admire the consistency, it would have been annoying if he hadn't have done it for one of the characters, then it would have ruined the movie for me!