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Today, I was waiting in line at a clothes store when someone cut in in front of me, and the gentlemen in front of me. I shouted, "Hey! Queue starts back here!". He responded by pointing out the "gentlemen" in front was actually a very realistic mannequin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32996) - you deserved it (14391)

On 02/10/2014 at 7:45pm - misc - by QueueJumper (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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How long had you been waiting in line?

#2 - On 02/11/2014 at 6:14am by colton_colton

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Usually, even when standing in a queue, people do not stand completely still...

#1 - On 02/11/2014 at 6:14am by Flowtastic

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