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Today, a bunch of my friends have been accepted to various colleges while I've been denied to the past 5. To cheer me up, my mom drove me to McDonald's. While we were in the drive-thru, she asked them if they had any job openings. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30115) - you deserved it (4979)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by pwib - United States (California)

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Desperate times call for desperate measures.

#2 - On 03/18/2012 at 7:18am by deviable

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Hey, don't worry. Maybe you'll get burned by the oil from the chips and then have a life-changing enlightenment, which will push you to get into Harvard and become a billionaire. Then again... Maybe not.

#3 - On 03/18/2012 at 7:18am by notsorandomguy

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