Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store, but once I'd filled my cart, I realized that I'd forgotten my wallet, and because I'm not the sort of animal who just dumps stuff in random aisles, I had to awkwardly put all my items back on their shelves. FML
Today, I realized I'd lost my wallet when paying for groceries. I had to put all the items back and leave the store feeling so embarrassed in front of everyone. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
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Justforlolz 14
It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.
noobcake111 2
I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.
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Comments (147)
dannyboy66 7
Omg omg where my keys moms gonna kill me
abbybailey204 19
1. That gas nothing in common with this fml. At. All
builditbetter09 3
Well I didn't want to say it, but since u did, I agree.. Your an idiot.
Saltime 0
My, oh my. Irony sure seems to be every today.
me_gusta_eso 1
Actually they did have their keys, just couldn't find their car.
bobbycorwen 5
45 - What?
dsbs 9
Atleast you're not an American idiot Dun du-du dun dun du-dun dudda dun
ScubaSteve96 0
Pretty sure anybody would freak out if they can't find their car.
TokinUp 6
86- You should just....I don't think there are words to describe the hatred. All I know is, I don't wanna live on this planet anymore....
TokinUp 6
Typo....too much substance leaves me a bit disoriented. Meant 81
tatababe 1
Lol admitting it is the first step :D
AliCat18 12
lol your not an idiot, your just kinda special :)
riotshield 3
Nah, if the OP was they would have realized that they walked there before freaking out. XD
Justforlolz 14
It's happens to all of us, don't sweat it.
jwade11 12
Been there, done that!! What air- heads we can be!! :-))
tjv3 10
Knowing is half the battle
Saltime 0
Hasn't happened to me...
farhil 14
You're 15. You've probably never even driven to the store and back.
Sniperkid07 6
It's like when I'm looking for something and it's in my hand.... Yeah I've done it..... Multiple times.....
mfjkr 10
I had a car...but then I got an arrow to the knee.
norskchic 9
my mom did that. except she actually drove me to school, dropped me off, then walked back. she was almost home when she realized she drove there. oh mom....
StopDropNRoll 11
Haha my cousin did this too. He thought his truck got stolen because it wasn't in the parking lot. Turns out he parked on the side of school and forgot called the cops and everything. Got teased for weeks.
Susieee_Q 9
Ha. Yeah, it really does happen to all of us. One time I was driving on the freeway and had a mini panic moment wondering where I'd left my car keys. (: Good thing is nothing too bad happened, so brush it off. It's all good.
51194 3
My mum calls them 'senior moments' :P
zythek 5
Yeah. I parked my car backwards, I parked so far back the my back tires were touching the curb. I had parked next to a huge truck. When I came back out, I was freaking out thinking that my car had been stolen (even though I remember locking it). I felt like an idiot when I realized that I freaked out over nothing,,,
Izhmash545 0
Hahahaaa!
apv0222 0
Oh how I hope OP doesn't have any kids...
ChaeRi 3
-facepalm-
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
*takes off prescription glasses* *puts on sunglasses* *walk into pole* *face palm* *crawls under rock* *see what I did there?*
noobcake111 2
I hate when something happens to you and you remember the solution to the problem and feel stupid.
Arxikist 3
I hate when fat guys take their shirts off in the summer, but life isn't perfect.
cuppycake11 0
I hate it when tat happens to me cuz then I feel all retarded
m0tl3ycru3 0
Ignorance can be fixed stupidity is a choice
Enslaved 38
Hey, you said it.
BerserkGir 3
Enslaved is a beast video game
ChaeRi 3
62 - then what does BerserkGir mean, crazy indian cattle?
SmittyJA24 26
The last 3 living neurons in your brain are dying of loneliness & boredom.
schpanki 11
"Dude, where is my car? Oh right, at home. Great."
Philerup31 12
Funny quote
Chaos187 6
More like what an amazing movie!
JerniganHunter94 0
Awesome movie
DontModMeDammit 10
More like an amazing music video.
Sabrina8330 0
Awww it's okay, similar things like that have happened to me too :) we're not perfect.
The_SkyCantLimit 5
Damn that invisible boat-mobile -.-"
ninjacutie 6
HELL YAH SPONGEBOB :3 (mermaid man is a pimp ridin around in an invisible BOAT MOBILE)
OhLohd111 11
Personally, an invisible boatmobile would be a turn off for me... But who knows, maybe it would be fun to freak people out with floating sex.
farhil 14
Oh yeah, it's hilarious! You should see the looks I get...
sugarandspice33 0
You're not alone... I had thought I lost my phone and spent 30 minuets looking for it until i remembered was in my pocket
bingababe 16
I often lose my sunglasses....but then find them on my head :-/
gabrielbaby 9
When I lose my phone I usually end up having it in my hand or I'm talking on it.
Numeral 4
23 - when I lose my sunglasses it's because they're on my face
cuppycake11 0
This one time I was writing an essay and I'm like "Where the hell is my pencil?!?!" then I spend like the whole time we have looking 4 it then I find it in my hand -_-' after I feel retarded -_-"
brown4lifejot 1
This always happens to me with small objects, usually pencils.
OHnathanIO 4
I've searched for my phone while mid-call with my girlfriend before. Yes, I felt stupid.