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Today, I had to explain to my mother that it is inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32639) - you deserved it (2530)

On 11/01/2010 at 11:00am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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#1 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:04pm by scr_sensei

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Proper etiquette calls for her to hit on your boyfriend's dad.

She shouldn't be horning in on your action, but rather on his mom's action. This is straight from Emily Post, trust me.

#3 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:09pm by perdix

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