Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
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Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently, my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she's embarrassed of my real brother. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
Today, I was introducing my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. I meant to say, "Mom, Dad, this is Tom." Instead, I said, "Mom, Dad, this is Mom." My boyfriend is now jokingly reconsidering our relationship, and my parents won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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knibbsy 4
It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.
scr_sensei 14
AWK-WAAAAAARD!!
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Comments (57)
scr_sensei 14
AWK-WAAAAAARD!!
KingDingALing 9
That's not awkward... It's kinky ;). I sense an orgy coming on...
Gfrigo 1
more like threesome.
KingDingALing 9
What about the parents? It would be the OP, OP's mom, OP's boyfriend, and the OP's boyfriend's parents. That's more then three. If it's more then three people, it's an orgy! ;}
knibbsy 4
It's just appropriate when his parents aren't around. Anything goes then.
stronghand0331 17
Oh of course! I do love the fact that she seems to be fine with the fact that her mom can't stop herself from oogling and coppin a feel when his parents aren't there.
knibbsy 4
"Mom, wait until his parents are gone then I'll let you have your way with him!"
_Annonymous_ 0
I was thinking the same thing as 13!
bAndBanGerFTW 0
11, I'd oogle and cop feels of you. Your the hottest bitch on here.
stronghand0331 17
No thank you bAndBanGer. I think I'll pass on that tempting offer. Oh! And it's you're*
perdix 29
Proper etiquette calls for her to hit on your boyfriend's dad. She shouldn't be horning in on your action, but rather on his mom's action. This is straight from Emily Post, trust me.
jazmixer 0
such words of wisdom.
aardvarkish 16
Perdix, I believe I have said "You excel yourself" before, on some other wisdom. This time you excel yourself beyond whatever that was. You really need to publish something. I'm sure you would be a hit.
CitizenSnipz 0
The first thing I want to see in my newspaper is "Perdix's Posts: The Genius of Smart Trolling." Start writing the damn article.
DocBastard 38
Cue the 100 MILF and cougar comments...
CallMeHush 0
How was that? ¥
Comedie 0
Ha, you forgot the 'Threesome !' comments ..
CallMeHush 0
Your boyfriend is couger bait.
roaminginsomniac 0
Wow! Your mom is a real piece of work. Maybe you shouldn't bring men around her- period.
CitizenSnipz 0
lol period.
Iluv2D_fml 0
That's nastyyy, yo mamma got a problemmmm. And the problem is you! Lol
rockefoe 6
hahaha that's hilarious
SoDorable 0
wtf where are my comments? they were there and now they are gone.
42billybob 5
On the bright side, you have leverage next time she's annoyed at you for something.