Wouldn't hurt a…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML
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dragonh4t 6

that's hillarious. ur life sucks though.

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FYLDeep 25

Did he at least kill the fly?

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dragonh4t 6

that's hillarious. ur life sucks though.

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andruha1123 5

punch him back, then make him a sammich with peanutbutter and no jelly! that'll teach him 

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Tasanasanta 0

Throw a spider on him for revenge, he just might sh*t himself if he punched you over a fly...

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mona_is_here 10

What a fearless man you got :D

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KingDingALing 9

Op- You should "accidently" punch him in the balls and say that there was a bug on his balls.

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noobgang7 5

Are you sure he did it on accident?

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Flameklr 0

lmfao I saw this and nearly died of laughter

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awesomechick618 0

she could have gotten Chris Brown'd lol ( no offense Chris <3)

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rallets 22

you dont want to offend chris brown? what about rihanna? :/

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maa_rico 4

No accident here, sounds more like a elaborated plan to get back at you op for all those sex times you had where you stuck a finger up his ass which he used to hate at the beginning, but after a while he started liking it, and now that he loves it, you won't do it anymore because it doesn't feel tight anymore... so YDI.

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FFML_314 11

Hey, there are some big, scary flies out there. The visual I have is priceless!

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barbie45_fml 0

idt that was an accident

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Rangant 7

wow 2 sissy boyfriends in a row lol don't try and break up with him OP he might stay for an uncomfortable 4 hours

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Prodigy7 4

I bet your face get punched in often.

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FYLDeep 25

Did he at least kill the fly?

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goldendoodle95 0

right because the fly can rip off your head and eat your guts if u act calmly around it

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