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Today, my boyfriend told me how he used to collect little things when he was younger. He then decided to tell me about his current big toe nail collection. FML


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On 12/27/2009 at 5:34pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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is that a collection of big toe nails or a large collection of toe nails?

#10 - On 12/27/2009 at 8:10pm by no_mames_vato

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Thats uhm... unique

#2 - On 12/27/2009 at 7:22pm by Sun_Kissed18

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