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By NaziJew - 24/04/2016 09:59 - United States - Brockton

Today, I finally got invited to my boyfriends apartment. The first thing I notice is the Nazi flag on hia bedroom door. I'm jewish

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S_Melh 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:07

Ask him about it? And if he really is a nazi, dump him?

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S_Melh 24

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:07

Ask him about it? And if he really is a nazi, dump him?

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