By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 671
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Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

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airdude25 18

Sorry op, be glad she is gone!

Did you read the post at all? She's clearly not gone.

SHE READS FML!!! So yeah, she's not gone, n't even close to gone.

Pretty sure #1 meant that he should be glad that they aren't together anymore

Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

it says he hasnt posted anything at all but still he should watch out.

ok whoops i misread and misunderstood that for one second

Even if the post by some miracle wouldn't make her furious, I imagine OP's name wouldn't make her happy.

One eye open, and one finger on the trigger…

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

He was the one the posted about green beans in the microwave.

We'll know for sure when bricks covered in green beans make their way through OP's windows after she sees this.

"And in other news today, a man was found dead in his own home today. Green beans were strewn all over the body and apartment and a bowl was left sitting in the microwave."

Steve97 32

Geez imagine what she's gonna do after she reads this one

Haha exactly what I was thinking!

Why is this getting down voted?

@46: Self-fulfilling prophecy?

Wizardo 33

You know its usually the ones that think voices are talking about them that are nuttier than squirrel dookie.

If she reads this, you're gonna get more than a brick through your window..

Better expect another brick or phone call soon. Good luck OP.

Watch out for any more incoming bricks

Your next fortune cookie: "Bricks in your future are inevitable." but why would you post this if you know she reads FML *facepalm*

Dear Psycho Ex, If you read this don't attack the guy. Calm down and Ignore it

careful, you might end up with a brick thru your window too! She knows it's all about her. haha