By just die already - / Sunday 24 April 2016 09:55 / United Kingdom - London
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  Brandi_Faith  |  33

"And in other news today, a man was found dead in his own home today. Green beans were strewn all over the body and apartment and a bowl was left sitting in the microwave."


Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

By raz_berri93 / Sunday 17 November 2013 05:31 / United States - Los Angeles
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