Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML
Today, my friends and I went out drinking, and luckily enough, the guy I have had a crush on for four years now was there. I tried to get drunk so that I can make a move and blame it on the alcohol. I went in to whisper my confession in his ear... only to puke on him. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
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808Boyo 4
You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say **** you! "
boomsl4ng 11
Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl
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Comments (84)
boomsl4ng 11
Thats really mean tbh! What an idiot! But why didnt u text her back asking where would u go and stuff? Fyl
saIty 17
"Uhmmmm... my magic 8 ball told me we are soulmates.."
GovernorGeneral 8
Maybe it was one of her or your friends playing a prank on you :P
Discombobulated9 12
It's a bit suspicious that she instantly said "did I text you?". I sense a guilty conscious.
Jakesterk96 8
That's when you say "yea, now get in my van."
naughtia 14
It's kind of creepy if you didn't respond to the text, and just showed up at her house. Maybe she accidentally sent it to you?
chubby_choco 17
D: Poor OP. That girl's a bitch!
EvilCupcake8361 9
Maybe she just needed an excuse for changing her mind
MedKits 9
I find it interesting how OP just automatically knew where her house was without asking.
beckaxoxo 5
#80 ur soo right lol
808Boyo 4
You should have said, “Nah, I just stopped by to say **** you! "
DrJesse 10
And then he could've torched the house. In a confrontation like this,arson is appropriate approximately 81% of the time.
markrs 0
She's a bad girl. A very very bad girl. OP, she was actually teasing you, wanting you to ravish her at that very moment. What? No! She wouldn't have called the cops! She would've probably misdialed anyways!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
She's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.
A7xLover_ 6
I agree with the torching
MaceFaceLOL 8
Torching seems a little extreme. She kinda deserves it though, this is honestly the bitchiest move I have ever seen. Even if it was an accidental text she could have been a little more polite instead of saying "what do you want, Did I text you?" I mean this in the nicest way:)
terminat65 6
Haha I would of said that!
Inheritance 10
Punch her in the face and run like hell!
The_Tool1 13
Torch her ass
sexyrocker63 0
Yes set bitttccha on fire
Sarah__917 14
Haha haha !! Totally agree
Clamcreepy 7
I'm guessing a sibling of her's played a prank on you to see if you would fall for it and it looks like it was a success. FYL People can be really mean sometimes, it's a shame.
braddah112233 1
Dude she meant to text the guy she's slamming not you. Haha
MaceFaceLOL 8
"Slamming" you sir are clearly a virgin.
The_Tool1 13
Just calling somebody a virgin automatically makes you a virgin. Stupid virgin
AK10bears 0
You my friend are much MUCH better off finding out the type of person she really is before investing your time and heart! You are to fine a man for the likes of her
jumpshot32 11
And money!
MaceFaceLOL 8
Time = time you could be having sex. Heart = sex. =]
TPSerigne 9
That is probably the worst comeback I've ever heard, ever...
NoobCommenter96 0
That really sucks, you probably had your hopes up high too
ninjuh_wingman 29
Either someone else used her phone to text you, or she decided to troll you.
crazydog1223 4
Thats when you say "Yes, bit*h yes you did..."
Pelreskovich 11
Well.. That's a stage 5 bitch as opposed to the FML following this being a stage 5 clinger. You win some you lose some, I recently got dumped, the sooner you realize that they are just as shitty as they call us guys, the better!