Back off

By Cassidy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 508
You deserved it 36 609

Top comments

frozenshake 5

Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.

Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.

Comments

frozenshake 5

Wow, that's just sad... You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.

What if her imaginary boyfriend cheats on her?

Or he cheats with OP's crush his imaginary girlfriend. Yeah.

How could he cheat on OP with his imaginary GF if he's already with her? You derp?

Well OP stop stalking/creeping him and maybe you'll get somewhere.

FreakAZoidd 3

Why would he want to make you jealous, if he is your crush? Idk, maybe I'm missing the point..

zowieandzander77 1

I think OP was the one that was missing the point, Freakazoid

Or maybe her imaginary boyfriend can seduce the imaginary girlfriend?

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

No! She should get back in there and beat that imaginary bitch up. >:(

blueeyedwolf 10

Definitely a sign... and not exactly a good one.

If he doesn't want to be with her then she should respect that and back off.

#34 - Exactly. #5 - How are you going to say that her crush isn't worth it just because he clearly doesn't like her? Stubborn idiots.

I've been in the crush's position and I did what he did. He doesn't have to be with her just because SHE likes him. It doesn't work that way. She was probably too pushy and needy and possibly creepy. Most people don't appreciate that. Doesn't mean the guy's not worth anything.

Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.

lexex1 4

Jake from Two and a Half Men is right, just back off.

tiptoppc 19

I read that as “Just jack off” May not be appropriate for the comment, but likely may help OP not become a stalker and continue harassing him. Just sit on your arm till it falls asleep, then go to town and pretend it’s him. Problem solved, right? I imagine it’ll be a big relief (see what I did there?) in the end (hah!)

Op, you must have done something to make him feel that way :(. Change up your plan of attack (flirting style) and show him what you're working with ;)

7-Or maybe she's just ugly as hhheeellllllllll. Either way, it's a lost cause.

He's told her to back off, and that's what she needs to do. Otherwise, the next time she hears from the crush will be when she gets handed a restraining order. No means no.

I don't thing you should mention anything with the word attack in it to this person

bigAC 6

wow this is a really stupid fml. how did this get posted?

RabidBunny 10

Now you know what he is really like. Now ask yourself, do you really want to be with someone like that? I'm sure you can find someone who will appreciate you.

How did you interpret this fml to mean that he is the bad guy?

RabidBunny 10

23- I don't know about you but when someone has to lie like that instead of being straight forward, that shows inconsideration towards other people's feelings.

When they have to lie it means the girl is being a creepy stalker

larlarlauren 0

I'm with you. Obv she was just under the impression he liked her. She just now found out the truth. Not sure why everyone assumes she is a stalker and not just misunderstanding him.

I've had to do what OPs crush did, and the first thing I did was tell the guy that I was sorry, but I wasn't interested. If they still didn't listen, then I made up the boyfriend.