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Today, I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11029) - you deserved it (30818)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

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Wow, that's just sad...
You should get an imaginary boyfriend-- not to make him jealous, but just so you won't be lonely.

#1 - On 10/08/2011 at 5:47pm by frozenshake

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Theres a difference between crush and stalking(; Just back off.

#6 - On 10/08/2011 at 5:50pm by iEthan

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