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Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

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Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

#1 - On 07/05/2014 at 10:40am by Higamalia

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A new fashion trend?

#2 - On 07/05/2014 at 10:40am by friedpwnadge

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