Kids: Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter...

By umerin - 05/07/2014 05:40 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I woke up to my young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into my leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar for the rest of my life. FML

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umerin 32

Sunday 6 July 2014 6:27

I am a chick, haha. I think it's cute, just... Painful at the moment. I'm planning on letting said niece colour it in once healed. My nickname is "Human Colouring Book" right now. Not bad, eh?

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Higamalia 19

Saturday 5 July 2014 16:40

Im beary sad to hear of your grizzly accident. Truly a black day for you.

ErinPinelli 24

Saturday 5 July 2014 17:05

No, it's a dinosaur.

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hafyyyy 17

Wednesday 8 April 2015 20:23

make into a tat if youre into that, that way its not just a scar.

kittykat1501 31

Tuesday 25 August 2015 1:56

Wow. Horror movie much?

MikaykayUnicorn 36

Sunday 4 September 2016 6:44

You're rewarding your niece for her actions, possibly promoting her to do it again? Smart.

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