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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55533) - you deserved it (7550)

On 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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Wave to the camera and say hi

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:12am by Sawadee

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Why couldn't she just walk into your room later to make sure you cleaned it, like a normal mom would do?

#7 - On 06/26/2009 at 4:21am by starflake

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