Intimacy: Today, I got really drunk and high then told the guy I like that... - FML

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By anonymous - 02/05/2016 05:52 - United States - Lake Charles

Today, I got really drunk and high then told the guy I like that I would "fuck him like a porn star". FML

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andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:15

Did he take you up on that offer?

moonlight77 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:16

Next time don't get so drunk and high; and you won't have this problem again.

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andrmac 25

Tuesday 3 May 2016 2:15

Did he take you up on that offer?

moonlight77 28

Tuesday 3 May 2016 8:16

Next time don't get so drunk and high; and you won't have this problem again.

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