Today, my mom is one of those people who wake up at 4:00 am,... - FML

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By 5MoreMinutes... - 16/11/2018 17:33

Today, my mom is one of those people who wake up at 4:00 am, and also one of those people who take a shower everyday. The problem is that she tries to wake me up at that time, everyday, and nags me to take a shower. She's here for two weeks and won't stop. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 19 November 2018 16:45

Okay, I get the 4:00am thing sucks, but if you don't shower daily, that's nasty, and you deserve a smack, not just a nagging.

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ohsnapword 21

Sunday 18 November 2018 21:03

Are you saying that you don't shower every day?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 19 November 2018 16:45

Okay, I get the 4:00am thing sucks, but if you don't shower daily, that's nasty, and you deserve a smack, not just a nagging.

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