By westie732 - 09/10/2017 06:00 - United States - Pickerington
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Hey, OP here! I've been reading the comments and thought I'd chime in. First off, I want to make it very clear that I am mature enough to realize that these things happen! We all do it, and sometimes it doesn't happen as conveniently as we wish. I work in health care and have been in some, excuse my pun, shitty situations... So, I get it. In no way shape or form did I call him out, make him feel bad or anything. I acted like I had no clue what actually went on. Now I do agree that this situation may be more FML to him rather than me, but some parts got left out because of word restriction on here. In all honesty he had been drinking a little too much and was pretty drunk, so I'm not even sure if he knew how much noise and how not discreet he was. I get a little careless while I'm drunk so I know how it goes. I was only saying how uncomfortable and awkward the situation was for me, especially since I'm pretty shy and not one for starting conversation about the shit you just took. Again, I never gave him a hard time over it. Our night was enjoyable and he put a great deal of effort and time into cleaning, cooking and making the night great. I can't fault the man, and never once did I say I was too low to give him another shot. Who knows, maybe it's something we can both laugh about someday! Thanks for reading, have a good day and remember, shit happens. ;)
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Poor guy. He must have felt mortified and he did his best to get over that situation. Sure, it was a bit embarrassing for you too, but his is the true FML.
Wow he took a dump. Like no one else in the world does that. Big deal
From the guy's perspective: Today, I bought a nice bottle of wine and cooked dinner for the girl I've been seeing. Later, we started having sex for the first time. All was going well until I suddenly had to run to the bathroom mid-sex and had explosive diarrhea. FML
I wouldn't consider someone getting sick an FML. But I will say want to continue have sex after getting sick is messed up
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Well.... Shit happens... what can you do.... (Sorry, I couldn't help myself, IT DEMANDED TO BE SAID !!! )
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I feel worse for the guy than I do for the OP. He puts in the effort of cooking a nice dinner, buying an (assuming) expensive bottle of wine, working the romance...and then, well... The poor guy was probably so mortified he didn't know how to act afterward. So I look at your profile name, OP, "WhatDoIDo"... and I say you give that man another chance because this seems to be just a case of terrible luck more than anything else.
It may be incredibly awkward for you but imagine how it must feel on his side. he tried with you. and he was quite honest. give the guy another chance. he earned it.
whats even worse is the poor guy was probably holding that shit in for the entire time they were having dinner. i know i have certainly held in plenty of farts and/or ***** that i did not want to let loose in a girls house (especially one that I just started dating). i hope this isnt a dealbreaker for you, definitely more of a fml for him to be honest
Agreed! I mean, it's an awkward situation all around, but the dude definitely got the shorter end of the stick! If they give it another go though and things end up well, I'm sure this will be a hilarious story to laugh at in the future :)
I feel bad for the guy, but I must say he got some balls to ask you to continue.
Maybe if he got food poisoning he knew he had a short window to find oh before the same thing happened to you...
Ewwwww, that is grim! Sorry to hear that OP.
hahaha!! men could have a limb ripped off, and they would tie a tourniquet on it and keep going. "it's fine, I'll get it sewn back on after."
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At least he didn't shit the bed and then want to keep going. Gotta admire his tenacity.
I agree the it's a normal thing, but to be fair we have no idea if OP gave him a hard time about it. For all we know, she declined having sex after as nicely as possibly (because if the mood is gone and she just couldn't get back into it, she shouldn't force herself to have sex with him when she doesn't want to, just to spare his feelings) and just posted this here as a way to rant about an awkward/funny situation anonymously and without hurting him. If she was mean about it to him though, yeah that would be pretty crummy, especially since he put so much effort and was in a vulnerable position. I feel bad for them, but hopefully they'll laugh it off eventually!