Look at the upside... you could be a superhero, like the incredible hulk. Except instead of turning big and muscular when you get angry, you shoot toxic shit out your ass when you get nervous.
Start writing your comic book adventures and get rich.
In the meantime, avoid job interviews and public speaking.
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That's one very unfortunate condition.
Virtual hugs for you :( Very FML.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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