Health: Today, I got my period. Two days ago, I was told I had the flu... - FML

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By sick and sad - 28/04/2016 15:46 - United States - Edison

Today, I got my period. Two days ago, I was told I had the flu and a throat infection. I have pain throughout my whole body and now I'm leaking from every hole too. FML.

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Jonclee 8

Friday 29 April 2016 4:42

I just threw up a bit imagining that....I wish I didn't, but I really hope you get better really soon OP! :O

Symphoniaes 32

Friday 29 April 2016 5:19

I'm 9mo pregnant and along with the sneezepee that accompanies pregnancy, I also have the flu and a sinus infection. I TOTALLY feel you OP. Hope things get better for you soon!

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Jonclee 8

Friday 29 April 2016 4:42

I just threw up a bit imagining that....I wish I didn't, but I really hope you get better really soon OP! :O

Dragon1248 12

Friday 29 April 2016 5:03

I almost did the same here as i felt the bile come up my through and forced it back down.

JustTheTruth42 13

Friday 29 April 2016 7:52

Hey could be worse. I mean her ass isn't leaking. Is it?

Symphoniaes 32

Friday 29 April 2016 5:19

I'm 9mo pregnant and along with the sneezepee that accompanies pregnancy, I also have the flu and a sinus infection. I TOTALLY feel you OP. Hope things get better for you soon!

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