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Today, I went to the hospital due to vomiting and abdominal pain, and they decided to fit me with an IV drip. It took several tries by two different people to get the cannula in. I feel like a human pin-cushion. FML


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On 06/27/2014 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Kanagawa)

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As a nurse OP, we try to get it done as fast as we can. It sucks and sometimes we can't find a good vein to work with, but we aren't purposely trying to hurt you. Stay strong OP you can do it!

#11 - On 06/27/2014 at 7:33pm by shudson186

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Gotta keep your fluids up

#5 - On 06/27/2014 at 7:26pm by IllestRated

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