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Today, I was at tha suparmarkat whan I saw an aldarly lady slip on a wat patch of floor. I ran ovar to halp, and I almost fall too bafora staadying mysalf. Than soma pimply cockmunch of a taan dacidad to kick my lags out from undar ma and walk away whila laughing his balls off. FML


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On 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by karmafails (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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I swear the younger generation has less respect these days. Either that, or I was completely ignorant in my teens.

#1 - On 05/01/2012 at 6:33pm by Discombobulated9

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And you let him just walk away?

#3 - On 05/01/2012 at 6:34pm by MikeDa1Da

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