Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML
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This is mine. They are two and three years old, and while I tried to give them little buckets, they didn't always make it in. It's my job to watch them because I am their full time live in nanny. My sister works third shift and her husband recently passed away, so it's down to me to take care of them. Everyone is over it now, but it was a pretty nasty couple of days, for sure.
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loserman67 36
Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!
Pelreskovich 11
That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!
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Comments (122)
alexup24 13
feel better...
MasterE56 4
Suck 2 dix
THE_A_TEEN 28
^uhhh, what? How would that help?
MatheusRajuidas 5
Gain in the gag-reflex control skill?
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
Practice makes perfect
LolFMLnot 10
Your picture is disgusting!!!! ^ It must've hurt like a bitch :(
Prankster7o7 5
Nah, I've cut my finger way worse than that before, mine only started hurting after they stitched it up.
Pelreskovich 11
That's delightful.. Hopefully you don't catch it. If they don't understand they need to go to the bathroom then you need to get them each a bucket!
SaMmIMonster96 6
I say just lock them in the bathroom.
Pelreskovich 11
They're toddlers..
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So throw some toys in there.
SaMmIMonster96 6
Exactly! But really I was joking.. I have nieces and nephews that are toddlers so I know how bad it is when they get sick.
Llamassss 21
Just give them some little buckets, that's what my parents did.
harof1c 0
Sucks for you
alexup24 13
you don't say??
memob123 0
Yes, yes he does
JustCallMePic 2
Ballsack.
loserman67 36
Sounds like your two toddler nephews need to shipped back to their own homes!
Enslaved 38
I'm under the impression that the toddlers live in that same house and the OP is baby sitting them.
crimsonprodigy 15
Yeah this makes them sound as if they're immigrants, lol.
chili_is_good 0
Tell them to puke in the toilet or they will have to clean it up, it works for kids their age
SoNotForYou 5
No it doesn't. They are toddlers.
mrsayuso 0
I take it you don't have kids?
rosha267 21
I have this thing where I puke if I see someone else do it so really FYL :(
Lawzen_Rainbow 7
I'm the same :( even if I just see it on tv. really annoying haha
yourlifesfucked 0
That's an evolutionary trait from our monkey ancestors, who fed in groups. If one member of the group threw up, the smell of the vomit would make the entire group nauseous and they would stop eating, in case the cause was the food they were eating.
jonn090 13
Sometimes I like to drink water in a fettle position
fmlbrofml 0
Fetal,*
shannonstripes 8
foetal*
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Fettle = Condition. You like to drink water in condition position?
tylersign 11
*Feetall.
yourlifesfucked 0
*banana
MissNicky_fml 0
#96 hahaha lol
AssassinsCRB 0
Keep them in the bathroom :D
Redoxx_fml 22
Or just take a family trip to the doctors
primadonna9396 16
And spread a mostly-harmless virus to people in hospitals with weak immune systems and their caretakers, even though there's nothing they can do? You sir are a dumbass.