Money: Yesterday was Christmas, I got a card with 100$ in it. Today...

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By EthanMarion - 26/12/2016 18:09 - Canada - Ottawa

Yesterday was Christmas, I got a card with 100$ in it. Today I go to a restaurant and order my food. They gave me the bill of 40$. I give them 40$ and they tell me the money is fake. FML

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great_nate 24

Tuesday 27 December 2016 4:46

How can they tell? All Canadian money looks fake.

134jme 8

Tuesday 27 December 2016 17:45

there's a section that shines/reflects a certain way and the fake ones don't do that

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great_nate 24

Tuesday 27 December 2016 4:46

How can they tell? All Canadian money looks fake.

134jme 8

Tuesday 27 December 2016 17:45

there's a section that shines/reflects a certain way and the fake ones don't do that

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