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By Phat van Balls - 20/12/2019 10:59 - Germany

Yesterday I had a date with a woman and went to her home. We ate pizza with massive jalapenos. We started kissing when it suddenly boomed in my pants. Liquid jalapeno lava has spread in my underpants. We didn't have sex anymore.
I agree, your life sucks 38
You deserved it 68

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Duc du V. 23

When having a date, stick to boiled potatoes ! No fancy exotic food or heavy bubbling beverages !

Jeez, your digestive system is faster than Amazon Prime!

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Duc du V. 23

When having a date, stick to boiled potatoes ! No fancy exotic food or heavy bubbling beverages !

Jeez, your digestive system is faster than Amazon Prime!

No one digests their food moments after eating it. ydi