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sadsadteacher This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff Los Angeles, United States

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Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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airdude25 18

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

"High"school. :D

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Sniffing Sharpies just ain't what it used to be.

airdude25 18

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

Same. They just happen to coincide with the days I visit FML.

"High"school. :D

This made me smile ...

MetalxSoldier 26

Am I the only one who has seen this fml before?

I thought the same thing, but if you do a search for "eating glue," the closest (and only) result is from earlier this year: "Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML" They're similar, but not by as much as I thought they'd be.

I had a friend who liked chewing on the glue sticks for a hot glue gun for some reason. I never figured out how that habit came about actually.

Sounds like a sticky situation...

I starting to like this generation, whoops

Just let them. Natural selection.

khadishja 12

i'm not even surprised