Wildin'

By sadsadteacher - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML
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airdude25 18

Some days I think my generation has no brains...

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Why would you stop them? They might pass their genes on now...

Next time don't say anything. Natural Selection ;)

I'm honestly just surprised they weren't huffing it.

Let them. at least their mouth will be shut for a while....

You mean to tell me Ralph Wiggum made it to high school?!

Everyone knows that teenagers have self-control issues, and think they're infallible.

FYL OP. I can believe it, though. In my high school art class I and II, I remember a few student who would sniff it, or let it dry on their hands and be freaked out when peeling it off because it looked like skin. The teacher just tried ignoring them.

Sounds like something my classmates would do...

For a second I thought you taught Marines!