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randa This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Where is this kid now?

Today, I told my son that his grades are dropping and his behavior is getting out of hand. To which he replied, "Yeah, so is your weight." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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omg what a little smart ass!

BURRRRN some calories.

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roxyvonschnauzer 0

that's awesome

Welp. That sucks huh?. (:

that's kinda funny

kick his ass teach him to respect u :0

well, children DO tell the truth...what can ya do? Beat him? Eat right and exercise and maybe you won't be a fatty!

HeavyMetalRocks 0

You were just mentally bitch slapped by your own son.. Sad. GL with the rest of raising him LOL!

and then you got the belt out right?

didn't he just tell u u were losing weight?

jerilyn333a 0

wow wat a smart ass. I would have back handed him

kick his ass