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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went over to welcome this new couple to our subdivision with a bottle of wine and muffins. I told them I liked what they were doing with the place, then asked them when they had moved in. They replied, "Two years ago." FML
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Selena_is_back 7

I don't get it. Then again, I have the IQ of a glass of water, wee-woo!

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justbigbs 6

Tell them you just moved in, hey sometimes is better not to know your neighbors, imagine you were doing it, and knock knock, can I borrow some sugar?

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il_bastardo 0

You're probably better off. Most neighbors are annoying as hell.

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Dino33mite 0

you deserve it, try and be more observent net time

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Diplomatz 0

Learn to know who your neighbors are idiot.

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zoey365 2

maybe you should be in touch with your neighbors more.

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Boyk14 0

no offense... but you are a DUMBASS!

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SexyMexi21 23

Looks like someone hasn't left their house much

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