madelynn
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
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Today, the guy I have a huge crush on came with me to my house to study. I was warmly welcomed by my drunken mother laying naked on the floor. FML
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Bob65803 0
Good for you. They say most girls look like their mothers when they grow up... Gives you both a chance to see the future and him a chance to run or a reason to stay...
tnlander 20
incest is best when your mother's undressed.
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Comments (94)
capt_awesome1 11
milf ? if so, poor you !
MrBond007_fml 6
and luck crush
Ria_Bee 0
Lmfao.
LmlImsofunny 0
Dont you have your own room? Use it....
Puppyface171 0
Hahahaha I would've dragged her body out into the yard and locked her outta the house for that.
newjerseyguy 0
rofl
deeters 0
sounds like a great idea for porno
atacker49 0
yea sounds great have a three way wit ur mom that guy might get u a sibling lmao
savvy_suzy 0
You could study biology I guess, just don't dissect her... The authorities frown on that. I'd be inclined to leave al-anon brochures in conspicuous places in order to shame her into decent behaviour. It's surprising that you have to tell parents that it is not ok to get rip roaring drunk, strip down and pass out in the middle of the room in front of your children.
xxmollyxx 25
Yes because I'm sure they think their kids are fine with it. Just tell them it's not OK, that'll stop it...
ky765 0
gangbang
three3_fml 2
Threesome
smurffrey 0
so what I've done worse then that and so has my mother
FarSide 23
You make it sound like you are proud of that fact. Most decent people would be ashamed to even publicly make a joke about it.
doublewide420 0
yeah really, put the cigarette and automatic rifle down and step into the real world..
FarSide 23
Shame on YOU for thinking mother's character has anything to do with you. And if the crush thinks it does, then screw the vermin.
beaker38 5
Surprise!!!!