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Mr. Brink Wilhelmsburg, Austria

Today, after installing a clapper in our bedroom, my wife and I had some rough sex and the lights went on and off. That's how we found out about her seizures. FML

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Can those lights really turn on and off at such a high speed to trigger seizures?? I thought they had to be strobing to do that.

I think they are called orgasms. Way to go, Chief!

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SwordSlashBlade 13

By “rough sex” did you mean you played paddy cake? Or was there a lot of slapping/spanking involved?

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