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Ugly truth

Today, my six year-old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said, "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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you need to teach her some manners

lilgirly89102 0

you raised her

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Kids say the darndest things! You really should do something about your wretched little girl though..

ninjettetay 0

Hey I don't know if you know the tv show but you totally look like this girl off of "misfits"

you're fault for raising a kid with no manners. try to be a better parent, slick.

Wow, that's one witty six year old. Damn.

pop her in the mouth? i dont know weather to say child abuse or winest.

I would of shown that child the wrath of the belt gods and what a bright red ass feels like! ok not really lol

There is no such thing as " would of. " It's " WOULD'VE! "

Or would have is appropriate as well.

you should be like you're my daughter, one day you'll look like me it'd be such a win

True that.

your picture is so cute:3

why thank you ^^ it was for my ex :O (gf at the time) x) if you weren't talking to me then ummm awkward o.o

I was talking to you:) and it's so sweet that you took a picture like this for her and didn't resort to the average, naked shot:) hahahah

She's right, they don't. Want to get her back?Go to some random place and leave her there. That'll teach her not to **** with the big dog...

give that bitch the backhand lol just kidding

YDI. Either you taught her that, or, someone that you allow her to be around, and influence her, did.

Lies. No child thinks their parents are ugly.

Wouldn't it be easier to get a nose job?