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By everythinghurts - 08/02/2016 22:59 - United States - San Francisco
Today, whilst I was walking down the road, a car swerved into the sidewalk and hit me, breaking my leg and basically turning me into a human bruise. My mom was more mad at me for "letting" my $200 glasses get run over than she was at the person who hit me. FML