By muffins - 09/08/2014 13:50 - United States - Potomac

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML
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You deserved it 4 555

Same thing different taste

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Always need to blame someone...let's hope he comes in when you are not on your hours

You're a "little overweight"? Are you sure? If that guy is blaming you, then that could mean something else...Anyway, if him accusing you about eating all the muffins bothers you so much, you should do something about it instead of whining on FML. He blamed you because it's OBVIOUS that you would do such a thing. If someone like Megan Fox was there, she wouldn't be blamed. Js

Well that's enough to cake anyone's day bad

scice03 8

I woulda started lickin' my fingers.

Again, if the guy blamed the OP for eating all the muffins, it's for a reason. It's time to make a change and do something about it.

Well he blamed you because obviously you eat too much, duh. "a little overweight" psh yeah right.

I would have said "Mmm, and they were really yummy too, you should try one.. oh wait" and then cackled evilly. Of course, I probably would have gotten into trouble after when he/she complains to my boss but it would be worth it.