Transportation: Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron...

By Anon - 08/04/2013 22:04 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while walking to my car after work, I witnessed some moron who was texting while riding her bike running right into my parked car, resulting in a broken side mirror, a damaged windshield, two dents, and for her, a broken phone and nose. She's threatening to sue me for damages. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2018 22:00

Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML

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By youfuckingslut - 11/11/2012 19:11 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML

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By jameen - 07/05/2016 11:48 - United Kingdom - Newbury

Today, a woman rear-ended my car. She's trying to sue me for 'emotional damage'. FML

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By Crash - 30/06/2010 23:06 - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 17:30

Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By STOPattheSIGNbitch - 05/04/2020 08:00

Today, a woman in an SUV rolled a stop sign and hit me, resulting in simultaneously twisting my foot in my bike and being knocked into oncoming traffic. Her excuse before I went to the ER? The sun was in her eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:07

I'm pretty sure her brain damages were there from before.

Voij 16

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:09

No problem. If she wants to sue you, then that means you can get her personal information and sue her for the damages she caused to your car.

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iamthunder 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:13

Run her over, if she's still breathing reverse!

yeongji 31

Tuesday 9 April 2013 19:51

Let her sue you all she wants. I sure hope that your workplace has cameras in the parking lot, and if not, there is some way (i.e. cameras in your workplace, a machine where you swipe out when you leave the workplace) to prove that you were not driving when the accident happened. If there were witnesses around, that is even better.

qr_fml 21

Tuesday 9 April 2013 21:28

I always say "I have to cater to the dumbasses out there"

yadirawrx 4

Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:07

You'll win easily.. the lawyer that takes her case will be as much of a dumbass as her.

hubbs666 2

Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:06

Please let me know how this turns out, I wanna know the biker was fully confronted with her stupidity in a open court. I would say FY day but the FYL goes to the biker that's permanently stupid