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By F***Retail - 01/04/2016 03:59 - Canada - Toronto
Today, while putting away clothes from the fitting rooms, I grabbed an oddly damp shirt. Taking a closer look it appeared that someone had been chewing on the shirt. Their spit was all over my hand. Fml