Health: Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb....

By Bigpoppa0507 - 31/08/2011 14:02 - Canada

Today, while playing with bubble wrap, I dislocated my thumb. FML

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By marie - 02/12/2020 23:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a stressful day at work, I just wanted to go home and play video games. And then I broke my thumb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By BarryShitpeas - 19/09/2013 15:18 - United Kingdom - Cranbrook

Today, my enjoyment of popping bubble wrap was yet again ruined by my excessive OCD tendencies. FML

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By thwack - 24/05/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML

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By eiregal2 - 15/04/2020 23:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, I somehow managed to slice open my thumb. The dangerous weapon that caused this to happen? Velcro. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 22:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I came across some bubble wrap. Turned out it was a special type of bubble wrap that cannot be popped. FML

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By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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By oogabooga9 - 08/11/2017 15:00

Today, I was clearing out the garage when a large bouncy ball rolled into the drive. Only when I blasted it full force with my foot and collapsed did I realise it was actually a bowling ball. Two of my toes are broken. FML

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crabbyabby718 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:46

That takes skill

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 31 August 2011 18:50

Clearly "playing with bubble wrap" is a euphemism for masturbation. Be more careful next time, big boy.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:18

Bubble wrap to extreme for you? Try something less strenuous, like maybe drooling on yourself. Less like to get hurt soo bad, huh cupcake?

Capt_Oblivious 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:26

Opposable Penis

Legendslayer222 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:58

I'm not sure, you could probably drown in a puddle of your drool.

phoebe333 2

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:20

That takes talent!!

Capt_Oblivious 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:29

Damn wrong comment reply.

Emzixxx 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:25

What does op mean??

R00ST3R 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:36

original poster

Emzixxx 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:47

Tks

Graceanne2271 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:35

I'm jealous

tehzilla 12

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:42

Dang. Drink some milk.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:43

Use another appendage & your imagination to choose which one to use...

Legendslayer222 26

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:09

Ew what? Are you suggesting he tries to pop it with his feet? How unhygienic.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:52

Tension sheet, a la "Red Dwarf!"

Feklfekl2222 32

Wednesday 31 August 2011 23:32

Amazing reference

serey2310 7

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:55

Thats pretty sympathetic if you were a child

jerico616 14

Wednesday 31 August 2011 20:58

Just how in the Hell do you achieve that????

ArM16 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 21:02

Epic fail

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