Health: Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as... - FML

By RustyGuy - 05/03/2010 18:31 - Canada

Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as I was, I decided to ignore it until the morning. Turns out it was a nose bleed, and my pillowcase is ruined. FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 2:03

To add to the details: 1) The Pillowcase is part of a full set, so if I can't manage to get the blood out... and anyone who has tried removing dried blood knows its friggen hard... It's going to be very hard to find a matching replacement. 2) The reason I was so tired is because I'm an animation student at BCIT, and am working my ass off to finish my demoreel on time. I haven't had a proper nights sleep in quite some time. Still; i probably should have grabbed a tissue.

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DarkRadiance1UP 0

Friday 5 March 2010 23:15

NOT THE PILLOW CASE

lonely_heart_89 6

Friday 5 March 2010 23:17

why would you deliberately ignore a running nose? that's just disgusting.

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JessicaGrewal 22

Monday 9 March 2015 15:54

When I used to have nose bleeds, I would smell blood. I don't get how you didn't.

kittykat1501 31

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:54

I've had that happen before! It was awful! It was when I was 7, though

InsanityShard 23

Saturday 15 April 2017 1:47

I crashed my bike and stuck my clothes in the wash. I now have stuff dyed with my own blood. It was cold wash, too...

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