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By CalebScott_03 - 16/07/2016 01:32 - United States - Fort Worth

Today,while having sex my wife wanted me to lay her down while she spread her legs and stick it in...I was all for it until she asked me..."is it in?" FML
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Okay first, it's *loose. He didn't lose a game so check your spelling. And second, the ****** is a MUSCLE. It is supposed to stretch, especially if she is really turned on. If a baby can come through it, then don't flatter yourself. It is not OP's fault. It probably wasn't a good angle, so she won't feel anything. Don't get down OP! It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. And work on different positions to see if that will help.

That doesn't mean anything. She could be tight and you could be a good size but if it's not the right angle she's not going to feel anything.

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Maybe she's the one who should be embarrassed, I mean how lose is she. It might not be your problem ?

Okay first, it's *loose. He didn't lose a game so check your spelling. And second, the ****** is a MUSCLE. It is supposed to stretch, especially if she is really turned on. If a baby can come through it, then don't flatter yourself. It is not OP's fault. It probably wasn't a good angle, so she won't feel anything. Don't get down OP! It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean. And work on different positions to see if that will help.

That doesn't mean anything. She could be tight and you could be a good size but if it's not the right angle she's not going to feel anything.

LevelupKid 8

aww...Damn son...That's just a one-shot to the heart right there....360...no scope...