Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 21:20
Today, while going to the bathroom at the office, my work truck keys slipped out of my sweatshirt and landed straight into a pile of poop... FML