Miscellaneous: Today, while cutting through the plastic wrap on our brand new...

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By mrmoore - 09/05/2016 08:21 - United States - Katy

Today, while cutting through the plastic wrap on our brand new couch my wife paid for in cash with a pocket knife, I sliced right through one of the couch cushions. Guess whose not winning the best husband of the year award... Fml.

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False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:47

That was pretty careless of you, Anyone knows you've got to be super careful when removing the plastic from easily cut goods.

Mr_Mole 24

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:09

That was pretty dim.

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Mr_Mole 24

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:09

That was pretty dim.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 10 May 2016 4:47

That was pretty careless of you, Anyone knows you've got to be super careful when removing the plastic from easily cut goods.

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