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By C00k13monster - 14/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Palo Alto

Today, while at work a customer purchased a bbq, as we began loading it into his truck he decided that needed to move something, this resulted in him letting go of his end making me fall forwards dropping the bbq on my foot, while simultaneously hitting my face on the tail gate, FML

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