Today, we have lost our internet connection for whatever reason.... - FML

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By Plusdeconnexion - 02/03/2019 04:00

Today, we have lost our internet connection for whatever reason. That means my husband and I have to eat without watching TV, and doing so we realize that we have nothing to say to each other anymore. I think we are going to divorce if we don't get back our connection quick. FML

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Gofuckyourself 24

Saturday 2 March 2019 4:03

Your telling me that your relationship is based off an internet connection.. the ****? When you got married, did you ensure that wifi was in your vows??

manb91uk 22

Saturday 2 March 2019 4:14

Maybe you should start working on talking to each other instead? If you want to save your marriage, WORK AT IT!

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TxKitten79 10

Saturday 2 March 2019 16:26

This is really sad...only the internet is holding your marriage together? Sad indeed.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Saturday 2 March 2019 17:00

Your marriage is based off Internet?? While it's down, why not go out to dinner together, and go on days out Turn off the tv once in a while and actually form a bond

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