Holidays: Today, we are staying at my boyfriend's grandparents' house....

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By why_me - 30/05/2016 03:51 - Canada - Dawson Creek

Today, we are staying at my boyfriend's grandparents' house. His brother clogged the only toilet. I have to wait who knows how long to go, and it's my period. FML

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 8:00

Thank you lord for the invention of tampons.

JohnForge 13

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:40

Who does that in somebody else's toilet?

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XxGaLaXy_HiTzxX 14

Tuesday 31 May 2016 8:00

Thank you lord for the invention of tampons.

JohnForge 13

Tuesday 31 May 2016 20:40

Who does that in somebody else's toilet?

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