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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 15:13 - United States

Today was my first day in Las Vegas ever. As I was walking down the Strip, people kept handing me things, then one woman asked, "Looking for a good time, tonight?" I declined because I thought she was a prositute, turns out she was a club promoter. FML

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