Miscellaneous: Today was drum major try outs for my band. I was a drum major... - FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 23:54 - United States - Irving

Today was drum major try outs for my band. I was a drum major last year, so as long as i did ok i would be guaranteed to make it. I tripped during the marching part, broke my baton while conducting the school fight song, and accidentally said fuck in front of the 4 directors. I didn't make it. FML

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