By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 20:50 - United States

Today, wanting to do something nice for my dad, I mowed the lawn. He grounded me for "emasculating" him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 008
You deserved it 4 407

Same thing different taste

Top comments

How does that emasculate him? What a little bitch

Rocketgirl89 17

Parents are weird. They complain when you don't do any work around the house. Then they complain when you do.

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Maybe next time you should ask him, that way he can move his testicles from the lawn to a safe place before you mow. Also, you should mow with the blade in thw highest setting, that way you are less likely to destroy his manhood by accident.

Knightwriter 3

Yeah 'cause... when you're so insecure you'll ground your daughter for doing chores, that'll make you seem more mature.

ObsidianMustang 2
kikimonole 13

I know plenty of girls that mow lawns. Heck, I did it for my mom sometimes! It was a chore for my friend, and they had to use a push mower on a whole acre of land. So, if there's anything emasculating him, it would be him complaining about you mowing the lawn.

LeapingTurtles 4

looks like no more chores for you buddy !

You should gone by him and then faked a fall and bee like"owww daddy!! Get me a bandied and Make sure it's the Dora the explorer one"

yourface107 3

I HATE gender roles!! Your dad need to grow up!!!!

This sounds exactly like something my dad would do