Love: Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to...

By actor my ass - 21/01/2012 22:44 - Canada

Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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How awkward can you get?

By Anonymous - 13/03/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2010 16:34 - United States

Today, my 24 year old girlfriend plugged her ears and stomped her feet while making really loud noises in our local video store. She then refused to stop until I agreed to rent and watch The Notebook with her. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By cinemasaddo - 25/09/2013 22:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

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Avatar II: Is Shite

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 02:00

Today, I took my girlfriend to see the new Avatar movie I’ve waited over 10 years to see. After it was over, she just said, "That was utter shite, why did you bring me here?" Entire experience ruined. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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Movie night

By MediaBabe - 23/02/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom - Wallsend

Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML

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By a man - 13/07/2013 13:20 - United States - Houston

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

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Sunday 22 January 2012 2:27

Better than 'The Wicker Man'

Torva_fml 16

Sunday 22 January 2012 2:41

Oh, you're blonde. I understand, it's all going to be ok.

Comments

Superllama12 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:12

Still better than Twilight

jordannaloves 3

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:47

Hahah my boyfriend always lets me pick the movie lol

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:19

Like several people have already said, at least she didn't pick a chick flick because she knew you wouldn't like those. I'd love to watch chick flicks with my boyfriend but he hates them so I try to go for movies I know he'll enjoy. Your girlfriend was doing the same, therefore she was being considerate. You're just being a whiner because she picked a movie with an actor you don't like. Next time, both of you compromise and pick a movie.

Jmalot 5

Monday 23 January 2012 1:24

Ughh what movie is that again. I remember the commercials and it looked terrible

carlyb8 1

Monday 23 January 2012 3:48

ghost rider?

brian345 5

Monday 23 January 2012 4:00

drive angry?

brian345 5

Monday 23 January 2012 3:59

drive angry?

brian345 5

Monday 23 January 2012 4:00

ghost rider?

delaneydoyle 3

Monday 23 January 2012 4:30

ummmm you TOLD her to pick the movie! YOU did that. and you could have said " hey can you get something that will both like! its your gf she will understand!!!!!!!!!!