Today, Tonight, I found out my boyfriend ("who is so in love...

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 13:13

Today, Tonight, I found out my boyfriend ("who is so in love with me") payed a girl on Instagram $45 to send explicit photos/videos. She did, he left the evidence, her name....is his mothers name.. FML

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