Today, my flatmate took too long in the shower and as a result... - FML

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By I feel gross - 22/05/2018 13:18

Today, my flatmate took too long in the shower and as a result of my weak bladder I was left with nowhere to pee except my room. I didn’t have anything to pee into so figured peeing into some dirty bedding would stop it from getting in the carpet. It didn’t and I literally just peed on the floor. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Thursday 24 May 2018 20:37

If you would've went in your pants it wouldn't have gotten on the floor. Just throwing suggestions out there.

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 31 May 2018 18:28

And you didn’t think to use a trashcan? Or the kitchen sink?

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ChromoTec 24

Thursday 24 May 2018 20:37

If you would've went in your pants it wouldn't have gotten on the floor. Just throwing suggestions out there.

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 31 May 2018 18:28

And you didn’t think to use a trashcan? Or the kitchen sink?

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